Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Alabama - A married teacher pleaded guilty to inappropriate sexual behavior with three of her male high school students.
Ashley Parkins Pruitt, a 30-year-old mother of one, pleaded guilty to two counts of sex act or deviant sexual intercourse with a student and two counts of porn distribution to a minor in Blount County, Alabama. …
Pruitt, an English and physical education teacher at Appalachian High School, pleaded guilty to sexual incidents with three different students between August and October of 2014. All three victims were in her class at some point.
She had oral sex with one victim, a student under age 19 in a car.
She told another student under age 18 she wanted to take his virginity and sent him sexual messages and nude photos of herself to him on Snapchat.
Pruitt ‘made out’ with another student under the age of 19 in a car in Oneonta and also used Snapchat to send him photos of her vagina and breasts, according to court records. …
Pruitt, who was head coach for the junior girls basketball team at Appalachian High School, is married with a young son and lives in Locust Fork.
I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for the Ashley Parkins Pruitts. Those fearless souls who maybe weren’t blessed with the natural gifts, but never let that slow them down. I mean, look at that hustle. That want-to. Ashley is relentless. Taking on all comers. Working hard on her phone game. Trying to swipe a kid’s V-card. Just a making out/banging/blow jibbering/Snapchatting machine. And plays the SST game way above the looks she was born with. I’d say I wish she had more natural talent, but she doesn’t feel sorry for herself and neither should we. Instead, let’s just admire the fight she brings. The Little Sex Scandal Teacher That Could.
The Grades:
Looks: She’s a bit of a chameleon in these three pictures. I’ll throw out the bathing suit one because clearly that angle is pure clever angles and camera trickery. The sweater photo speaks volumes about what kind of body we’re looking at, and it’s not saying nice things. So I’ll go by that mugshot, which makes her look like a low-rent Bama version of Tara from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Willow’s lesbian girlfriend and the least attractive female character.
Grade: C-
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: What’s not to love? She’s mixed us a perfectly blended cocktail of sex, car blow jays, propositions to virgin kids, boob shots and vag shots, served in a frosty glass of multiple students and finished off with a full confession chaser. Plus she’s married and a mom. That’s how you earn yourself a
Grade: A
Intangibles: There’s so much here I had to check Google maps just to make sure there really is an Appalachian High School in Blount County and a town called Locust Fork. I can confirm these are real places and not locations in a Dan Jenkins golf novel. Just remember, the Locust Fork is always the one on the far left.
Grade: A
Overall: B- Dammit. I just can’t give her higher than this. But I’m not ruling out putting her on the 2017 All Star team, just for her heart.
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